So my sister comes out of the shower...

"I don't mean to alarm anyone, but I may have slashed my beaver"

Funniest too-much-information ever.

Hmpfh.

This may seem counter-intuitive, but I'm really liking not liking people. Instead of just going with everyone else and being all chummy, I'm willing to admit that I don't like a particular person. They are whiny and annoying and useless and not nearly as good at their job as they think they are, and they shit me.

Boo-yah.

I'm not sure if this is sarcasm or not...

Even when everyone else is asleep in bed, not caring whether or not I make it home safe, Honeycat will always come out to meet the car.

Little sweetheart.

Hullo, everybody!

People you meet on the internet.

Hi people!

LOLbubbles...

Finding out that your ex got fat. Fatter, actually.

Don't I know you from somewhere?

The "Hey, it's that guy/chick" game you can play when watching pretty much any American TV show.

For instance, episode 8 season 1 of Chuck - That guy from Alias (he was the little tech guy) and the chick from The OC, who then went on to date that guy from Star Wars.

Fun game.

Some of my Co-Workers.

Tegan, my fellow Psych, and Castle, and Big Bang Theory lover. This time tomorrow night I will be downloading the new episode of Psych, and this time the night after she will be watching it (I'm giving it to her on Friday)

Amanda, who knows all the obscure country songs I reference.

Janelle, who gave her son his middle name (Xander) in honor of a Buffy character (I called my ferret Liam cause it was Angel's name before he got turned into a vampire.)