Saturday, January 29, 2011

Tuesday, January 25, 2011


Does anyone else out there use their iron as a handy little heater?

It's a good idea.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Yum! (brrrt... ohh, excuse me...)

When eating baked beans, I like my tomato sauce to be as close as I can possibly get it to the surface temperature of lava. Which is an utterly ridiculous statement since lava only has a surface temperature, what with it being magma while it's still underground.

What I'm trying to say is... Baked Beans are good.

Bring on the farts!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011


Not having the hiccups.

But unfortunately you only realise this when you do have hiccups.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

The re-wee.

When you spend as much time on the loo as I do, you learn that the second wee, if you wait for it, and let it happen naturally, is so much better than the first.

Probably too much information, but really, it's the simple things in life that mean the most.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Time Team

But I cannot explain why.

Maybe it's genetic, since both Mum and Maddy are also big fans.

Ergo: not my fault.